01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via obscenebutfunny)

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

(via obscenebutfunny)

01 9 / 2014

(Source: melisica, via obscenebutfunny)

01 9 / 2014

jhenne-bean:

Don’t make her angry.

You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry. 

A+ FOR NOT SATURATION WHITEWASHING THIS GIFSET

(Source: megahra, via obscenebutfunny)

01 9 / 2014

"If you have the person you really want. You are one lucky fucker"

01 9 / 2014

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

(via obscenebutfunny)

01 9 / 2014

01 9 / 2014

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via obscenebutfunny)